Page 40/100: Cows
Page 40/100 is a very, very important question.
Do the cows talk to each other?
I hope they have a system to chat, otherwise I can't imagine how boring can be their life. When I see them in the grass in mountain I can't refrain myself to imagine their conversation:
Guendolin: hi Ermenegilda.
Ermenegilda: hi Guendolin, today the grass is delicious.
Guendolin: yes, it is.
Ermenegilda: do you know? Today is the first day of the new milker.
Guendolin: oh, really? What appended to the old one?
Ermenegilda: he retired.
Guendolin: I see.
Ermenegilda: hope this one is more gentle. The old one sometimes hurt my udders.
Guendolin: mmmmmhhhh... I don't know, I kinda like a bit of rudeness.
Ermenegilda: you minx!